I Got Raped...on Facebook.

I was recently reminded of an old classmate, whom I deleted from my Facebook a LONG time ago. But before I deleted him, he continually sexually harassed me via Facebook Chat. I saved the conversations to send to his friends to let them know how pathetic he was and now I will share them with the world. Dear guys, this is how NOT to get a girl to sleep with you:

Convo #1
9:44 Michael: Heyyyy 10:30 Kelly: hi M: So random but I had the craziest dream about you K: cool 11:10 M:Sorry for anommyying you K: ? M: Well you didn't seem interested in my dream K: Cause it's a dream about sex and I've told you a million times I'm not interested in having these convos M: So you wouldn't be interested in me bending you over and fucking you from behind? K: nope not interested M: Do you even like sex? K: nope M: I bet you wouldn't believe how crazy my dream was. I'm just sick of girls being all tough and when it comes down to it there all talk. I just want to know if your kinky like me.

K: I don't care. I told you I'm not interested in having this conversation and you clearly don't respect that. Disrespect is NOT something I look for in a guy, so no, I am still not interested.

M: ok ok Kelly I respect you

K: You've made it clear that all you're interested in is fucking me, I don't want any part of that, but yet that's all you ever talk about. That's not respect.

M: No that's not all. You have an awesome personality, your really smart and funny.

K:

ok now you're just trying to say things that you think I want to hear 12:21 M: besides the fact that you have the most ridiculous body! K: we don't have conversations about anything other than your "kinkiness" and I always say not interested so how could you possibly think I have a good personality M: because your strong willed and have a spine K: but yet you continue to push after I say no a thousand times? Thats disrespect...and I don't look for that in a guy M: only because it builds up the dream i had about first seeing u and coming over to my apt K: you're doing it again stop I am not going to "give in" M: ahh i wish u understood K: I really don't care to understand and you have a girlfriend which is super slimey of you to be having conversations like this with other girls and you'll deny the gf thing again M: omg fine u obviously dont believe anything i say K: why should I? M: why would i lie!? K: Cause you're a guy and you want to fuck me? Duh M: first of all thats not all and second why do u act like getting fucked by me is a bad thing? K: Cause I'm NOT INTERESTED If I wanna have sex it's NOT THAT HARD M: well im not some slut i dont just fuck anyone K: oh gosh I feel so special you really know how to sweet talk a girl M: i would bet you anything in the world that i would fuck you like no other K: not interested in getting fucked it would probably really fuck your girlfriend too M: ahh your so frustrating do you not like sex? K: HA! I am? you should try having a conversation with you I do not or will not like having sex with you. And I do not like green eggs and ham M: if you came over in a dress and heels you def would not be able to handle me K: I would never come over in a dress and heels so don't worry K: You're like a text rapist, I keep saying stop and you keep pushing M: ! thats so mean K: no, it's mean to keep persisting to have a conversation with someone when they have expressed that they are uninterested and uncomfortable by it you will never persuade me into it, so I don't know why you try M: fine u win K: Oh good, I wasn't aware this was a game M: and thats only cause you dont want to hear me talk about my dream cause i know it would turn you on K: SERIOUSLY? again? do you really just not get it? what kind of girls are you used to dealing with? does that work? M: i was just making a comment to your statment K: you keep baiting hoping that I'll bite and ask you what your dream was about I don't care. It was a dream. Not real life M: well to tell u the truth i have yet to deal with girls who are as fun as me well i could make it real life but you made it clear your not interested K: oh yeah, fun would definitely be the first adjective I would choose to describe you well at least you're accepting that now

Convo #2

Michael

hey

Today

12:53amMichael

hey

4:27amMichael

going to be in chu soon

chi

4:28amMe

?

4:28amMichael

chicago

4:29amMe

what about it

4:29amMichael

we should hang out

4:29amMe

i dont live in chicago

4:29amMichael

?

ah that sucks

4:29amMe

I haven't lived there in 6 years

4:30amMichael

where do u live?

4:30amMe

california

you have the worst memory in the world

4:31amMichael

well thats only bc we havent made memories yet

4:31amMe

not going to

4:31amMichael

why so sure

4:34amMichael

i guess nm

4:36amMichael

r u single?

4:37amMe

no and i've told you a billion times i'm not interested in whatever "ideas" you have. So, maybe try your girlfriend instead

4:38amMichael

i dont have a gf

4:38amMe

haha

right

i don't know why you keep trying

im not interested

4:39amMichael

fine

4:41amMichael

i could make you get off if i tried

4:41amMe

creepy

i guess you won't mind if I send this convo to Sarah then?

4:42amMichael

u have the worst perception of me

4:44amMichael

r u not into sex?

4:44amMe

you are fucking obnoxious

4:45amMichael

its just a question

4:45amMe

yeah a question I'm tired of getting from you. You always IM me with the same crap and I always tell you I am not interested.

4:46amMichael

dont i at least get a chance

4:47amMe

no

4:48amMichael

how bout ill never talk to you again if you just hear me out

4:49amMe

pretty sure I already fell for this proposition before and here you are, initiating the same conversation again. Shocking.

4:50amMichael

i bet we have a lot in common

4:50amMe

Doubt it, I'm not retarded

Michael

I wish u werent so mean

Me

Just like I wish you wouldn't IM me with this shit constantly

4:53amMichael

well it wouldnt be if you just opened up for once

im very curious

4:54amMe

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE CURIOUS, I'm not. I'm not interested in ever hooking up with you.

Michael

sorry to bother u wont ever again